Written by JB Tuesday, 19 January 2010 15:01
Mothers- do you want your children to experience winter fun without the danger of them having to go (gasp) outside? Remember when kids used to have snowball fights without you pressing assault charges? Long for those days? Have no fear, Hubert the Teddy Bear is coming to WiiWare! The cutesy-wutesy bear will star in Hubert the Teddy Bear: Winter games, coming soon for the Wii. Winter games features fully-buildable bears, customized to your liking. Choose the clothes, name, gender, and accessories. Guide your bear through a winter wonderland with 8 games like sled racing, fishing, snowball fights, or bunny chasing. Family fun!
The game features adjustable difficulty, so even the youngest children can play it. That's right, you can let your three-year-old take off his safety helmet, remove him from his safety-padded chair and let him act like a kid. Virtually, of course. Being a kid in real life is too dangerous.
Unfortunately, after carefully crafting your bear, you can't fuck it up like Naughty Bear. Thank you, Naughty Bear, for ruining this game for me.